I sent these in to the Philadelphia Secret Admirer. Figured I should post these somewhere.
I want to get laid
But not until this weekend
But then the blood flows
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Eternal sadness
followed by bowls of ice cream
the blood is seeping
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My tampon has leaked
I'm out of clean underwear
Inside out panties
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I can feel the depths
The jaws are sinking in now
Shark Week had arrived
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Why am I crying
Cat videos are too cute
and the cramps begin
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I am oh so horny
My pills are running quite low
have to wait a week
